Author Archives: svelvetnoose

       Tim’m West, my mentor and guest performer at The Left Side Poets July 9th Book Release Celebration had a recent interview with prideindex.com. in the interview Tim’m West discusses why he is a self-described “black, gay and a feminist, … Continue reading →

HOUSTON, TX – Former President George W. Bush is scheduled to hold a televised press conference . . . Bush wants to set the record straight about cheating. Read full story here.

Wheatly, a narcoleptic, fell asleep during a Prince concert in New York City this past weekend. Background singer, Diana Dumbass recalls that Wheatly was snoring like a woman the size of the comedian Monique. “I couldn’t hear my part of … Continue reading →

The following is a poem that I wrote in high school. I put it in my original manuscript for my debut collection that will be released next year. After many rewrites of this manuscript, this poem found itself on the … Continue reading →

SAN JOSE, CA – A drug company in northern California is developing a one of a kind contraception pill. Drug Rfx-12-Df is not birth control instead it is an intermediate between Plan B (morning after pill) and an abortion. In … Continue reading →

CNN personality Piers Morgan conducted an interview with Beyoncé Knowles in support of her latest album release. During this interview, Piers Morgan mentions Beyoncé’s 30th birthday, which comes later this year. Beyoncé quickly interrupts with, “Are you trying to say … Continue reading →

The second offering from I’m a Nobody—Too from Noose’s debut Literary Mixtape, is a mournful and ertoic story of a sexual experience gone awry entitled “Sankofa.” The track is set to the production of the assisted Jill Scott-penned “You Got … Continue reading →

When asked what makes these shows so appealing; VH1 executive Willie Lynch said, “Black Women acting a fool, “ Lynch goes on to say, “They were all non-mutha-fuckin factors, until we put them on prime time television and let them … Continue reading →

Michelle Obama was once President Obama’s queen, but now she is all kinds of harlots and tramps. President Obama tore up the Oval Office in a rage late Tuesday night. White house interns are saying that President Obama found a … Continue reading →